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Pat the Goose

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.
Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good
by Arish A July 4, 2011
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timothy goose

Timothy Robert Goose is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose
Timothy Robert Goose (aka goose, timothy goose, tim goose, tim.) is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose

"Goose was an abusive father who was an alcoholic!1!1"

"Actually, he was a loving father of three and a husband who was brutally murdered by that ignorant skydiving man."

"Nobody likes Goose."

"nobody likes you."

#JusticeForGoose
by #justiceforgoose January 12, 2018
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Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots
I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.
A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.
by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010
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Snow Goose

To rectally intake cocaine through a straw or other tubed apparatus. This is usually required after heavy cocaine use that results in the erosion of the nasal passage, forcing the addict to intake the drug through other orifices. To "snow goose" cocaine requires that there be a second party or accomplice. That is, some one must do the snow goosing...or the blowing of cocaine up the other person's rectum.
After prolonged use of cocaine and a deeply damaged nasal cavity, Stevie Nicks was forced to snow goose her cocaine before shows. The poor roadie, Jimmy, was tasked with doing the snow goosing.
by ElGiorgie June 17, 2012
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lo goose

"A young youth, yo rockin' a gold tooth, 'lo goose/Only way I'll begin to G off is drug loot"
by VGambit June 15, 2007
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Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 2, 2009
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