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Golden Axe

The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.

It's also a video game.
*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*

"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"

That's Golden Axe.
by Speeps March 3, 2010
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golden age syndrome

The exaggerated belief that something (politics, news, morals, video games) used to be substantially better than it is now, expressed usually with bitterness about the present condition. Often associated with long-time players of online RPGs.
Jim keeps claiming the mud's rp was better back in the 90's, but he's just suffering from golden age syndrome.
by Werttrew November 11, 2004
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golden larva

A baby or child, especially when the parent receives lots of additional benefits as the result of giving birth... such as extra benefits at work that are not available to those without children like childcare stipends, family-leave time, flex or comp time for family or school functions, etc. Golden-larva benefits for the unemployed include easier access to Medicaid, WIC, food stamps and other government or charity assistance and grants.
Childfree co-worker: "Hey, can you stay over for a few extra minutes tonight to help with cleanup?"

Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."

Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
by For Whom The Bell Trolls August 5, 2007
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Golden 69

A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.

This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.

This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.
"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"
by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017
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Golden Throat / Golden Voice

Golden Throat of K-pop is EXO's main vocalist Kim Jongdae, best known by his stage name CHEN, he has been praised innumerable times by music critics from Asia and abroad.
CHEN has a clean melodic line and from first impression he is a great performer. He not only sings, he also performs, something that is not many 'famous' singers can do.
EXO'S Chen is the Golden Throat / Golden Voice he gave us a great performance tonight, such a great singer.
by NATION's Pick January 29, 2022
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Golden Gaytime

1. Golden Gaytime is an iconic ice cream that was first released in 1960s in Australia. It is a toffee and vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate and wrapped in honeycomb biscuits, on a wooden pop-stick.

Its name has survived intact despite the possible homosexual connotations in modern decades.

The company appears to embrace the camp name by retaining the tagline from the 1980s, "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own". In 2010, Streets launched the brand's first official website, featuring tools with humorous names like "Golden Gay Year" and "Instant Gaytimes".

2. A very happy time no homo
3. Very homosexual time
Phone Convo of lovers

GF: Hey baby, what you up to?

BF: Chilling with my homies, we’re having a golden gaytime. Pause, I mean it literally. We are eating golden gaytime ice cream and it makes us very happy.

GF: I'm going to visit my girls for a golden gaytime

BF: Wait, what kind of golden gaytime?

GF: Go figure.
by Delinger April 21, 2011
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golden shellback

adj. A US Navy (and possibly other nations) tradition that occurs when a ship and it's company crosses the equator and the international dateline simultaneously. In doing so, the wog, and even plain shellbacks must go through an initiation process; an accepted form of hazing in todays military. Its should also be noted that when the dateline is crossed, you skip a day. Davey Jones Himself as well as Neptune join in on the fun as well. After all is said and done, a steel beach picnic usually follows this time honored tradition.
sailor #1- "Back in the day, when I was aboard the USS Forrestal during a WESTPAC cruise we obtained our Golden Shellback status."

sailor #2- "What's a Golden Shellback?"

sailor #1-"You're such a slimey wog!"
by Sanctimonious January 30, 2008
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