The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
A farcical item of clothing, that is aimed primarily at the golfing scene. From the waist they balloon out and abruptly cut back in slightly below the knee, where they finish with what appears to be an elasticated or draw string closier.
Being similar to bloomers but apparently acceptable in public, they are of course in reality an invention brought into being by a social outcast.
Wearing 'golf knickers' in public will not only make you an object of derision & induce projectile vomiting, but will also place you in danger of being pelted with rotten & deservedly odious kebab 'meat'.
Being similar to bloomers but apparently acceptable in public, they are of course in reality an invention brought into being by a social outcast.
Wearing 'golf knickers' in public will not only make you an object of derision & induce projectile vomiting, but will also place you in danger of being pelted with rotten & deservedly odious kebab 'meat'.
Geoff; "What in the name of all that is held sacred on earth is that imbecile wearing?"
Bob; "I believe those are a sort of pantaloon intended for use in public sir, called 'golf knickers', what amuses me most is he obviously made a conscious descision to wear them. Are you going to finish that kebab Geoff, or may I cast it at his moronic face?"
Bob; "I believe those are a sort of pantaloon intended for use in public sir, called 'golf knickers', what amuses me most is he obviously made a conscious descision to wear them. Are you going to finish that kebab Geoff, or may I cast it at his moronic face?"
by Bob007 August 13, 2008
A stupid game played by low skilled low intellect stoners who aren't man enough for golf. Really just Frisbee for people who don't have friends to throw it back.
"I'm gonna get high, throw on some cargo shorts and flip flops and take my loser, patchouli stinking ass into the woods to throw Frisbees at trees. I'll call it disc golf so I can get pissed at people who call it what it really is."
by Fucknuggit October 25, 2019
When a couple of ordinary Joe's on a public course basically have the place to themselves with no other groups in front of, or behind them.
Golfer #1: "Wow, the course is deserted"
Golfer #2: "Looks like we're in for a round of Millionaire's Golf boys"
Golfer #3: "Let's break out the pops"
Golfer #2: "Looks like we're in for a round of Millionaire's Golf boys"
Golfer #3: "Let's break out the pops"
by One Iron January 09, 2008
A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.
Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.
by Christopher Unfazed December 10, 2008
Venereal disease you get while playing golf.
He farked the hostess behind the dumpster at the ninth hole bar and a few weeks later came down with the golf clap
by Tiger Woods March 07, 2005
My Chemical Romance is disco golf
by MEREDITH YES September 16, 2007