glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003

gleep

The sound a monkey makes.

(JohnD)Hey look at that monkey!
(monkey) Gleep gleep gleep!

by Al Capwntded April 17, 2013

Glomping

A sexual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp

person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : I'm glomping

by Other guy May 9, 2011

Gleep

A very offensive word in Albania. The punishment for uttering the word is to be thrown into a fishpond wearing only a fishfood coating...

"Gleep"
"Don't say 'Gleep'; an Albanian might hear you!"

by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

Gleeps

Your collection of contacts in your "Circles" on Google+. All of your Google "peeps".

Akin to "tweeps" (on Twitter).

Man, it's great that I can pick out which circles I want to post to on Google+. Because I've got so many gleeps - but keeping track of friends, girlfriends and hook-ups can be exhausting.

by Joe T Diggs August 4, 2011

gleep

An unknown or suspicious form of illness

He's home in bed with the gleep.

by Bertable June 14, 2007