Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance

"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)

by Lakeport December 10, 2008

Gerber

A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.

"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"

by eitjo4i5y69823453 January 1, 2008

gerber

cool

"your jacket is gerber."

by lauren August 30, 2003

gaberlunzie

A gaberlunzie is actually a wild sheepdog indigenous to dry arid regions of Oceania and New Zealand, mate!

"Fuck me, me gaberlunzie is goin' haywire, mate!"

by Mate May 13, 2005

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

gerber

When you are so spun out hammered that your face takes on the look of the baby in the gerber ads.

Holy dude, you don't need anymore beer - you've been gerbering for the last half hour.

by joeld October 2, 2005

Garbarrage

A pointless and unwelcome stream of words; a load of crap; an annoying rant, unbearably irritating

Her boyfriend had been texting her garbarrage all day about what had gone on last night and she wasn't reading them anymore.

by sparearow June 18, 2011