Gage

Gage is a funny and weird guy. He is sweet and caring but will drop you if someone better comes along. He is dumb but hilarious. Good guy to date while he likes you but when he loses feelings or WHATEVER else he's gone in a heartbeat, will care and love in a relationship until the last breath. He's a straight forward guy and doesn't beat around the bush. Loves death metal. Everyone always sees the annoying weird side of him but if you ever get to personally know him you'll see how sweet and cute and caring he really is. Be careful because he's a troublemaker and a heartbreaker. He has zero rizz but ends up pulling mad fine girls.

If you ever meet a Gage you'll either be lucky or unlucky if he comes into your life.

by Lilmademm March 15, 2023

Gage

A Overweight Blonde-Haired Glasses wearing cunt, that has depression. Is really annoying and never keeps a girlfriend for more than a Week. Everyone secretly hates him and would probably be better off dead.

Man Fuck gage he’s a cunt

by Dickeatser July 5, 2022

Gage

The act of performing hardcore doggy style.

“Hey baby, want to get gaged?”
“Sure, come and gage me.”

by Joe P. Moneyman February 3, 2023

mckenzie and gage

the hottest couple around. everyone wishes they were them. they are also super popular and sexy af

that couple is total goals! i wish i was like mckenzie and gage!

by Kennzziee8 January 20, 2018

Gage

A kind, super cool, funny guy that is a lot smarter than he believes he is. Gage can do anything he puts his mind to.

That guy Gage has his shit together!

by decimustheconqueror November 23, 2023

gage adam

A fat peice of shit. A big guy that eats a lot of food and is whipped. His in a group called "people who don't salad" sadly only one member because Gage Big Adam ate them all.

Gage Adam would eat ten cheeseburgers in one bite.

by Jiggles and puffs November 19, 2017

Gage

The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .

Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?

by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021