gouts

when one becomes so agitated or frustrated that shit explodes out their ass.

calm down, or you'll get the gouts.

by tingler1234 May 11, 2010

grot box

Grot box: a box full of grot.

It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, reached on top of his wardrobe, and rummaged in his grot box for some one-handed reading material, finally settling on a dog-eared copy of Razzle from 1998 and his trusty standby, Naughty Neighbours Vol 12 Issue 3, before retiring back to bed for some serious jazz appreciation.

by RickG September 17, 2007

groot fuck

When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.

"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."

"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"

James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"

Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."

Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"

Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"

by LexxPickle October 1, 2020

Grot

Grot is another name for a cigerette, fag, blem, cancer stick, smoke

"U got a spare grot i can av mate?"

by Ganjagan July 9, 2004

Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

by Reed May 5, 2006

Grotesque

A person who picks their toenails and throws them at people. They have disgusting feet and their big toes also point outwards.

They also fart around other people and like to annoy.
aka. Scab'ed

"Oh my god Summer you are grotesque!"

by fashionyourseatbelt9 June 8, 2009

Grouting

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.

Give me a good grouting!

by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009