1 gear

1 gear is the term for someone who doesn't catch onto jokes quickly, or has no common sense.

This person that inhibits '1 gear' doesn't necessarily have a learning disability, they are just slow on catching on. They are completely aware of their intelligence but it takes them a couple seconds or a couple minutes to realize what is going on in a conversation.

Usually occurs when someone is trying to tell a joke and they don't get it. Or, when the person continues a conversation and the opposite person has no idea what their talking about after the conversation has continued.

Larissa: You cried too.
Nina: I'm not fat.
Larissa: ....it hurt you too.
Nina: I'm not fat, I'm just big bone.
Larissa: What are you talking about? Huh?
Nina: Oh...I thought you were talking about me calling her fat.
Larissa: 1 gear Nina.

Nina: What's the number for 911??
Larissa: 911...
Nina: No! The number for 911!
Larissa: NINE ONE ONE
Nina: What?
Larissa: 1 gear.

1 gear by 1gearlolz December 31, 2008

Tribal Gear 

Clothing of choice for most of the hip hop community. Along with Adidas, Armory, Chucks, Puma and more. Their clothes are fresh, and they sponsor bboy events.

Fuck Marc Ecko. $35 dollars for a piece of BS from that toy? I'll pass. Tribal Gear's the real deal.

Tribal Gear by Zuloon February 15, 2007

Fresh-Gear 

Fresh Gear when combined adds up to equal the quality and popularity of ones clothing. Fresh Meaning new or "in style" Gear Meaning clothing.

Yo yo check out my Fresh-Gear YO!

Dang yo, that be some Fresh-Gear!

Fresh-Gear by Danny July 4, 2004

METAL GEAR 

the act of something being so gay or awesome that you randomly say METAL GEAR in a sentence

dude i just failed the test, METAL GEAR

dude i just pwned you, METAL GEAR

METAL GEAR by afronaut01 October 26, 2009

Guilty Gear 

Best 2-D fighter to date! actually might be the best FIGHTER ever

Hay, let's play Guilty Gear and make a good name for the FGC

Sounds good!

Guilty Gear by kyuubi-kid August 16, 2006

Get your arse in gear

To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.

Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!

Get your arse in gear by jessindia December 18, 2009

metal gear solid 2 

Amazing game but has the most confusing plot known to man. Not to mention the fact that you only play as the Badass hero with a mullet, Solid Snake for only an 8th of the game, the rest of the game you play ass the girly boy bitch Raiden for the restr of the game.

I couldn't sleep for days after I beat Metal Gear Solid 2 because I was trying to figure the plot out. To this day I still don't understand it.

metal gear solid 2 by Solid Snake March 15, 2004