fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

fiend

Something or someone cruel, inhumane or wicked.

The fiend Wizard challenges you to his dungeon.

by Valoons March 16, 2016

fender scrape

When your wife wrecks your truck and as consolation she lets you wreck her wagina

Fender Scrape: We conceived our first child because of the great fender scrape of 2007.

by Hslammer November 21, 2017

fiend ass

Someone who never brings their own shit and only uses yours.

Bro Alex is being a fiend ass} he won’t give me back my juul

by CTbigbio November 26, 2017

Frendejo

a person worthy of being called a friend, but who is also an asshole

Oh, she’s okay... she’s my frendejo!

by FreakinRockStarfromMars June 6, 2018

Fiendshadow

A fiendshadow is a deviant and will often engage in sexual intercourse with people, especially its teachers, i.e its driving instructor. When it cannot engage in sexual intercourse, it watches copious amounts of Japanese porn (hentai).

Fucka Fiend (short for fiendshadow in many cases), he fucked my driving instructor Ira!

by CowCentralTootToot September 22, 2018

Frendt

A person you only make friends with to help you make rent.

Boy, I'm really glad I have a frendt like you around Scott.

by Kanbei122 December 2, 2018