French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.

Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.

by coke daddy March 8, 2015

French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.

Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D

by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021

French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.

Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.

by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.

"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"

by smokehousekid November 28, 2021

French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017