rectal freeze 

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

rectal freeze by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

blind freeze 

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

blind freeze by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Stank Freeze 

When a stank puts a popsicle in her ass

thats a stank freeze

Stank Freeze by Fuckabee February 19, 2017

teenage freeze 

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults

Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze

teenage freeze by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018

floater freeze

To rap cold as hell.

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.

floater freeze by Geniustroy June 13, 2018

Chest-Freeze 

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.

Chest-freeze sucks.

Chest-Freeze by ChillJammyTheEpic May 5, 2019

Latart Freeze

When you attempt to friend your French softball teammate on Facebook, and she accepts all of your buddy's requests, but ignores yours.

Wow. You just got the Latart Freeze

Latart Freeze by bryguy33 May 16, 2019