foostern

A man, usually portraying a young demeanor, that enjoys gaming and television amongst other indolent pursuits and of whom can generally found in underground castles with ample supplies of treats and movies to watch.

We came across a foostern when we went to Matthews house last night.

by Jinzel Washington July 29, 2012

foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day

Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong

by steviesupreme November 4, 2014

foster's whirlpool

Sex act in which one takes a can of Foster's Australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners anal cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. The act can include a lego surf guy. Just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don't have to send the lego diver in after him.

Man, this chick let me do a Foster's whirlpool to her. Yeah. Lost the lego guy though.

by ludeboi69 March 7, 2016

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016

foster case

awesome fucking friend best guy ever

foster case is awesome right

by juicy josh h October 22, 2016

Foster

Super athletic (mostly at football) and gets all of the laddies but only sticks to one and gets attached too easily.

Wow, that boy can really run the ball... yeah he must be a Foster.

by Dan Hibbet December 5, 2016

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017