Ford Mustang

The best car ford has made. First manufactured in late 1964. Millions flocked to the showrooms, and dealers had to put them on lifts to keep them from getting damaged.Made Ford so much profit, Chevy scrambled to make the Camaro to compete with it. Could be a economy car, with an economical base 6- cylinder engine, a mid-priced v-8 fastback, or a drag racing, 450 horse shelby GT-500. Ford turned it into an old ladies car in the late 70's, but in the 90's, they brought back the performance side of the mustang.

Did you know engineers designed an independent rear suspension for the
Ford Mustang,but Ford was too
cheap to put it on higher models?

by muscle car fan June 21, 2008

AU Ford Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

FOAD

An acronym meaning Fuck Off And Die. FOAD can be used in many different scenarios. However, no matter what scenario the word is used in "Fuck Off And Die" is a way vent emotional instabilty in a given situation. When someone is pissed the fuck off, FOAD is the word he or she uses to release his or her emotions. Then again, if extreme hatred is showed toward one person then the word legit means, "FUCK OFF AND DIE."

My mom is being a big bitch, I just want to be like "FOAD MOM!"

by xivdeathlord June 26, 2010

fjardaal

A state of mind or physical reaction achieved as a result of isolation among a crowd of unilateral cultural people predominantly male with substance abuse issues.

Jimmy Fuck-fuck: "This morning I found three Polish men looking at me through the window while I was in the common room covered with a towel. I had pissed myself and I had puke all down my pants. One had no pants on and all three were drinking beer. The last thing I remember was dodging this fat girl in the Kosy before the fight broke out...At least I thought it was this morning...it could have been yesterday or three weeks ago."

Mad Dog: "Whoah... that is SOOOO Fjardaal."

by B8/B7 September 9, 2007

FORD

1. A company that produces motor vehicles
2. A brand of motor vehicle

Ford was the first company to pioneer mass production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-class to afford them. In this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.

I am working for Ford.

I am driving a Ford.

by Ivan Lilley May 15, 2003