Flachmufinoasbitch

(Flat chest muhfuckin ho ass bitch).

Basically a bee-otch dat aint got no titties but iz still a ho)

The word is slurred together in a fast way and there is emphasis on the bitch.

You need to get yo act together and quit bein' a flachmufinoasbitch!

by Slimm March 16, 2003

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

Felch

The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.

"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"

by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008

felchabix

A cereal introduced by J Gladstone after his discovery that felch product can be grown on wheat fields following a fallow year. Once a scottish delicacy it is now commonly sold in most felch parlours.

"Darling, would you like felchabix for breakfast?"

by Peelmeback January 12, 2008

felch

fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy

by kinky February 8, 2004

Penor Felching

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it

While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching

by giggla! July 25, 2010

Felcher

When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.

CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate

by give me more March 11, 2004