Fester

The act of being exceptionally lazy.

Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.

by Zamaboy October 28, 2012

Rancid Pillow Slap Fest

When you shove half a pillow in your anus, and then slap someone to death with the other half.

Santino gave Nick the Rancid Pillow Slap Fest and Neal taped it.

by Prudence The Naughty Pilgram February 19, 2005

Festeezio

1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.

"Default" is a festeezio, I do not want him on my team.

by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006

Mayhem Fest

Started in 2008, a yearly music festival sponsored by Rockstar energy drink that takes place in the summer. Started by Vans Warped Tour founded by Kevin Lyman and by John Reese (partner of Lyman on Taste of Chaos Tour).

Dominated by metal bands (mostly death metal) but will also have plain metal, heavy metal, and nu-metal. Most bands are todays metal (i.e. no Metallica, Iron Maiden, etc.)

Some bands that have appeared at Mayhem are Slayer, Korn, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Disturbed, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, 3 Inches of Blood and tons more.

Guy1: Are you going to Mayhem Fest this year?

Guy2: Hell yeah! Mayhem fucking rules!! Man, Ozzfest is looking dead now.

by RoboChickin July 19, 2010

Flesh Fest

What results when the sun comes up over Princeton University and every student brings his or her pasty white body outside to tan.

It's a sunny day, that means there's going to be a flesh fest outside of Richardson

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Festi Bat

A Festi Bat is when a male partakes in the activity of masturbation during a music festival. Festivals are usually longer than one day although not necessarily so, as Festi Bats have been known to occur at one day festivals such as Stereosonic and Parklife.

Usually undertaken in the extreme heat of the middle of the day, the festi bat is a method of not only achieving a great deal of relief but also killing time until the point at which it becomes acceptable to once again recommence the alcohol and substance abuse that also occurred the previous day(s). Hence the Festi Bat is a valuable and multifaceted music festival tool.

The festi bat is a risky activity due to the fact that it takes place in close proximity to other festivalgoers, usually separated by only a thin piece of nylon, and would bring a great deal of embarrassment to the batsmen should he be caught or heard.

(NB: The Festi Bat is generally frowned upon by female festivalgoers and may decrease the chance of picking up that evening.)

Guy 1: Just had a festi bat, best decision I've ever made.

Guy 2: That is such a good idea, i'm going to go and have a festi bat now. Hopefully by the time I'm done we can start drinking alcohol again.

by knackerbags January 3, 2011

vagina fest

a party of all girls who aren't cool enough to get any guys

I didn't want to go to her party anyway, what a vagina fest!

by K.Sim February 11, 2008