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n.

An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.
"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."
by NOSliwes November 20, 2009
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It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!
by theycallmejew November 30, 2009
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Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
by Chelsiee December 5, 2009
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To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends.
I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.
by Ahem, youthink? January 10, 2011
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Its February 2004, in some deserted area near Cambridge, Massachusetts a light is seen heading towards the Earth. It turns out to be a small meteor, it crashes into the ground. Soon after, a few human lifeforms come out. They make their way down to the city, and observe the everyday people, in which they come up with the idea to form some sort of networking circle using computers, which inevitably spirals out of control. It was only meant for a certain band of people to interact in the beginning, now everybody can use it, thus the epidemic and lack of socialness began throughout the world.

General areas where people used to go and have some fun are now ghost towns, the only activity area is at night at the nearest bar/club of addicted facebookers getting shitfaced taking about 3000 pictures pretty much exactly the same and uninteresting, eagerly awaiting to put them on facebook when they have recovered and get some positive comments. At the same time exam results, school, and real life in general suffer.

It is a pointless popularity contest to see how many friends people can add, 99% of which you'll never speak to now or barely know in real life. Also great for chasing someone you like without even having to say a word in person, just search their name and bingo, hot guy/girl is now on my radarz.

Don't get sucked in like many others, you'll be thankful you didn't, as you'll be one of the real life people and not the fake ones who class facebook as real life.
Guy: Whoa! Did you see what happened to Jake last night at Vintage Bar, I saw it on Bobs Facebook, you should see my comment and the photos.
Real person: Why would I care about that, fuck off and go stick your penis up their arses online, I've got a life to live.
Guy: That's well going on Facebook!
by IfYouWantBloodYouGotIt September 15, 2010
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1. a way for people to gossip, or boast about themselves
2. a crutch for losers

3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks

from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high

school?

Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through

a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A

real spoiled twat!

Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled

her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at

work and her kids were at school.
by backspinboy September 28, 2010
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To be on facebook while doing something else.
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 29, 2010
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