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Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.
Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"
by Iron Swan September 11, 2013
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THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.
THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022
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Absolute unit

A term used to describe absolute units
by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018
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I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
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Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter
Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman
by ProfessorFinessor June 7, 2018
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Absolute Unit

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height
Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.
by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018
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absolute balls

by c-dawg94 March 15, 2014
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