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Foreskin Pocket

The foreskin and the head of the penis makes a pocket designed to hold your everyday items.
Mkay lets see what that cock looks like...Haha you have a "Foreskin Pocket".
by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010
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foreskin dancing

the art of jumping naked whilst flapping your arms and shouting foreskin. this is a common mating dance among the foreskin and bellend masters.
matt foreskin danced all night long with geo the bellend master.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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foreskin smack

another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.

proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"
yo Chris was being such a chooch last night so when we got home I foreskin smacked him.
by coop a loop May 26, 2005
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Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)
by Ativ2 May 23, 2009
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foreskin burrito

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.
by Phizil August 28, 2003
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foreskin

The skin that covers and protects the head of the penis when not in use.
Lord's Higher Science, may remove the foreskin, in name only, by calling it fireskin when not so fore anymore but behind supporting the head and of its shaft then, in its turned inside out state of erection and retraction primarily intended for fornication. Manual retraction remains possible for pissin' and rinsin'.
Foreskin is to the foreign, as circumcide is to genicide, a do or die situation.
The half erect elephant, appeared already all the way out of its foreskin.
Foreskin is a girl's best friend, foreskin helps keep the dick head rather content until she is around it again, foreskin is made of carbon, carbon is used to make diamonds.
Foreskin rules and is Heaven sent, Lord prefered to make you firstly as good as you can be out of not scars but skin. Judge not the foreskin, less those pussy circumscar holes to go screw yourselves in.
Beautiful time for her special eye to see the head arise, but damn that circumcision wearing out its image at any old nonsense time so she can take it for granted and be a dumb fake ignorant slut about it, a necrophiliac attack who would stick a dead scar tissue up her crack.
He easily didn't keep his foreskin, but the stupid hoe on the jerry springer show, thought her old used twat was something to stay in only after all, she cried like a baby, she thought her worthless hole he would keep true to as valuable when he couldn't even keep his own prepuce? Get real!
Her favorite penis of all time was uncut, but she assumed it was cut, only seeing it by her crotch erect and outward, so then she was a traitor to her own baby for a foolish witchdoctor's whim, denying her son his own right to ever prove his own way out of his own manhood.
If foreskin and foreskinless can look similiar when erect, the difference upon closer inspect, is a fine final fold left of sensitive feel driving roughneck, vs. a numb flushed down scar around what dumb did to the dick. Those pornos sure showed some dishevelledly cut penises without much hope apparent to escape from their predicament, but the foreskin on those other penises sure proved consistently what bloodflow they might provide to increase the overall head size.
by Joven August 3, 2006
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Foreskin

Foreskin is often found on rare creatures named Nate Vargas and Gaulston Dart. These freaks of nature have the capability of emmiting a stinky cheese from their foreskin that is very lethal.
“My nigga you want some extra cheese on that burger”
“ no nate I don’t want your stinky foreskin cheese all over my burger”
by Quarter in Nate’s foreskin January 27, 2019
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