Weird Flex But Ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

Someone: Mindy and I like doing it when it's that time of the month for her because I think it's lowkey sexy y'know?
Me: Weird flex but ok

by 45kgs October 27, 2018

Wet Flex

A flex that is meant to hurt the feelings of others that can not flex like you because of poor life choices coined by S.Hamilton 2019

My girlfriend decided she doesn’t need to answer phone calls on the phone that I bought her and have paid the bill on the past two years because she has no job and doesn’t plan to get one so I “wet flexed” on her when I upgraded and turned her shit off permanently

by That’swhyimsingle? May 21, 2019

elevator flex

when 6 or more people are cramped into a small elevator, forcing them to touch each other

jonny: yo wats up g?

connor: yo fam, i jus got elevator flexed

by B345T August 28, 2010

Reverse Flex

A type of flex in which the flexer says something negative about himself contradictory to what is really him, (e.g. says he's stupid but he's really intelligent) in front of the guy he is flexing on who is the real stupid one and he knows it so he is being reverse flexed on.

Evan: I'm just too fat everyone will laugh at me in the gym.
Mark: OMG stop reverse flexing on me with your muscles everyone knows you go to the gym everyday.

by GeraltofRiviaButcherofBlaviken January 14, 2020

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.

The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."

by Austavious Rex April 8, 2010

Flinch Flex

When used as a Noun, "Flinch Flex" is the action when Person A quickly flexes their Arms and Trapezius Muscles and initiates an upper body lunge toward Person B, but quickly retracts the lunge, indicating they never really intended to actually grab, grapple or assault Person B.

The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.

This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.

It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).

I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!

by JesusAli June 29, 2011