Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020

ejaculation juice

Technically man cum

“I ejaculated so hard and she swallowed it” ejaculation juice

by Fjsjfjsj November 8, 2017

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Sternutation Ejaculation

The Act of receiving oral sex then grinding fresh peppercorn into participants nose which causes them to sneeze all over your dong, they then grind fresh peppercorn into your face which causes you to sneeze and ejaculate all over their face at the same time.

Dude I met that girl Susan last night, we ended up pullin the ole' Sternutation Ejaculation, it was stimulating...

by ZuckMeDaddy August 29, 2022