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Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.
"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"
by Dmac73 December 27, 2007
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essay

A person who takes forever in describing something, a story, directions, etc. when it could've been easily understood in two sentences.
Girl: Hey, hows your day been going?
Boy: Oh, its been okay. When I woke up, I didn't have any toothpaste so I had to open a new tube and then I realized I didn't like that flavor so I went into my parents room and borrowed theirs and then my dad started yelling at me for making him late and....
Girl: Woah now, take it easy there essay.
by auuuudddddd. August 14, 2009
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Essex

A place constantly stereotyped.
It's funny because i'm an Essex girl, born and bred in one of the 'worst' parts, yet i'm not a slag, not pregnant, don't wear burberry or any fake crap, can talk properly and i'm well educated.
Go figure. :)
Oh god, she's from Essex, must be a slag.
by NotASlag March 7, 2009
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College essays

(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
by ssppuunn January 25, 2014
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brentwood essex

A town in Essex England where everybody is obsessed with Instagram and talks like a chav
Them chavs are from Brentwood Essex
by Kanye4President October 13, 2015
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Feast of Essence

Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.

Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.

As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"

"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"


"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
by oneoftheholidayscreators July 31, 2005
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Essage

When you tryna say message but you aint got no lips.
Say fa(m) essage me later and well hit uh(up) Arena of Ashra.
by ShotsyHP October 9, 2017
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