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kills Dumbledore

An expression used as a false spoiler following the name of a character from a movie, show, book, etc. Refers to the ending of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
John: Did you see Heroes last night?
Jack: Oh shit I missed it, don't spoil it for me.
John: Sylar kills Dumbledore.
by rane0 March 10, 2009
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Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.
Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.
by Azrael September 18, 2003
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Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
by [m@] September 15, 2008
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Dumble Dick

The old man in Harry Potter.. a.k.a DumbleDor...
by Miss Bubble Butt February 25, 2009
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Dumbarton

It's the elite of dumb, or rather alumnus, which some consider the perfection of stupidity, to surpass what some only refer to as 'full retard'. To become a Dumbarton, you must throw away any concept of brain activity, even having the ability to read this sentence makes you exempt from reaching the status of Dumbarton. Once anointed as a Dumbarton you become part of a brotherhood, with the benefits of; no responsibility for one's self or decision making skills, a secured spot on the autism spectrum, never hindered to ever utilize a toilet, and the mutant ability to have all your mistakes be considered accidents by all of law enforcement and society.

If not born a Dumbarton, you must be a graduate from the school. The entry level education accepts head trauma or severe drug overdoses, but not limited to those who were home schooled. It is possible to fake being a Dumbarton, but once done you cannot break character, in which our alumni with retard strength are assigned to beat you in public, similar to gangs, until you reach the proper amount of brain damage to correct your flaws of not being an authentic Dumbarton.

While we respect other organizations such as; The Church of Scientology, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Westboro Baptist Church, we do not associate with them. They're religious groups, so don't be a Dumbarton and assume we have anything to do with that shit.
Dumbarton Professor: "What's the first rule of being a Dumbarton?"
Recruit: "Uhh..."
Dumbarton Professor: "You've got potential kid!"
by TheWorldFamousIC December 17, 2016
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Dumble

n. A short, fat, slow man with little to no grasp on the workings of technological devices, though he is "in the field".

v. To royally fuck up anything and everything one does.
"Man, he really dumbled that help call".
by LandoAWD October 5, 2005
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Dumbledore

A sex act in which one partner cums prodigiously on the other's face, glues long pubic hair to it (or in a pinch, any hair), then cums on it again to make it white.
I'm so proud of the Dumbledore Julia gave me last night, I left it on for work today.
by Maramas October 9, 2006
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