those little bags you find in the bathroom of every Italian hotel next to things that look like a sink except it's for your butt.
Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
by Mister Pinecone April 12, 2009
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by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005
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by hahakija February 25, 2013
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by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
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Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"
P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"
P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
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by MaskMan191 May 6, 2014
Get the douchebag mug.1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior.
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.
3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.
4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier!
by Kemion July 31, 2011
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