the lowest of lows one can possibly decend to in the game World of Warcraft.
the easiest 2v2 arena comp you could possibly play and the players are 100% gay.
the easiest 2v2 arena comp you could possibly play and the players are 100% gay.
seth: "I'm an inbred virgin who jerks myself off pretending to be good on silent shadows discord"
Literally the whole community: "you are such a double rogue player"
Literally the whole community: "you are such a double rogue player"
by zugginlol July 8, 2022
Get the double rogue mug.In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.
"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."
If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."
If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
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Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.
"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"
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Get the The Double Creamer mug.Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.
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Get the narcissistic douchebags mug.Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
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An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010
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