cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

Jane Diver

Almight power hungry woman with power to rule over an obscure high school in East England

Person 1: Have you heard of Jane Diver?
Person 2: No.

by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022

Pearl Diver

The gay equivalent of a gold digger.

Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”

by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Diver

The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

by shukujo January 5, 2020

Fluckey Diver

Any person(s) who gave their own life jumping off the building “ The USS Fluckey”

Timothy couldn’t handle the stress of life so he decided he would be a fluckey diver.

by Just a sub guy January 21, 2025

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019