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Disneyism

(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).

(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.

(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.

(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."

*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.

Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:

(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)

(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.

(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010
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disney mess

someone (usually a girl) who seems innocent but is really a big mess/hoe
that miley cyrus is such a disney mess, did you see those pictures on the internet?
by creatinator1 March 22, 2009
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disney dating

1. When your in a confined or limited area that forces you and others to invade each others personal space, or "bubbles".

2. Also, when your in a confined or limited area that forces you to get to know, or interact, with the people around you - usually in awkward or uncomfortable ways.
1. "Dude, my English-1A class was a total case of disney dating...way to many people were trying to add that class!"

2. "Dude, the hauted mansion elevator at Disneyland is a perfect example of disney dating. I was sandwiching some girl I didn't know because we were so packed in."

3. "Man the presentaion room was so packed I had to stand in the back with the rest of the disney daters. The dude next to me smelled so bad...but I did get the chicks number next to me."
by blizzardengle September 10, 2010
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Disney world

The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it
The creepy ass mouse: hey kid

13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)

The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun

Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls
by Pocycat 1 January 26, 2020
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Dinley

The phrase used when describing all of a person's good features. Ex: Clear Skin, Smart, Funny, etc.
Person A: Bro, no cap, what's my Dinley
Person B: Idk man your pretty bad at everything.
by TheEpicWaffle September 18, 2020
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disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.
That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
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disney parent

1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.

2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten

Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent

2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
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