Disco Ass

A sweaty and shitty ass from a night spent on the dingiest of dancefloors.

Can't believe I got back last night and wiped my 'Disco Ass' on Dave's pillow!

by Shneef September 8, 2021

Disco dj

The act of playing with a clit similar to the fashion of how a DJ plays/scratches records.

Man 1: Dude, did you have sex with that girl last night while 5 feet away from me?
Man 2: No, it was all just hands really.
Man 1: Oh so you just Disco DJ'ed her?
Man 2: Yup

by VelkaHemingway February 13, 2022

disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)

I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock

by Wine junkie April 30, 2022

Disco SNF

An increasingly popular skilled nursing facility franchise marketed to Baby Boomers who once only dreamed of nightly dancing in their golden years on a disco dance floor into the wee hours, fueled by prescription drugs of every sort.

The Disco SNF is what I’ve longed for, I can now happily leave my cumbersome housebound existence, filled with rotting floors, filthy cat boxes and handyman visits, and head straight for a throbbing 80s nirvana, hoping I will exit this life on my beloved dance floor!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2023

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount

by butt-pirater June 28, 2011

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006