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diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."
person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.
by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013
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Diego Rojas

He is very attractive and outgoing. He's wild in bed. Loves to eat and binge with someone. He is very nice to people he likes, but can be very shady to people that he doesn't like.
Oh my god look at that bitch!! It's Diego Rojas!! RIP
by DicksOutForHarambe_:)) October 24, 2016
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Diego’s knees

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees
by Buddi guy December 25, 2018
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Diego Torres

A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.
That nigga Diego Torres sucked off Craig in the bathroom!
by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019
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Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
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diego contreras

The most sexy and humble guy that I know. Also I would smash him
Girl 1:Damn I would smash him Girl 2:I already have with Diego Contreras
by Your boi username June 6, 2017
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Diego Cordero

Diego is a great, honest guy. Some even say that Honest Abe coined his nickname after Diego, as Honest Diego. Diego tells it not just how he sees it, but how it IS. He's seen by his friends as never having lied before in his life, a feat that not many can claim. Diego has many stories, and has been through it all. With having a dad who takes selfies with burning houses, who has also been on government-ops, to being an EMS and resuscitating somebody back to life, to meeting random girls in Florida and being so attractive that the girls are willing to sleep with him on the first date, Diego has done it all. Although Diego is a respectful team player on his end, your significant other is never loyal when around him. Locals will say that their marriages have fallen apart due to their wives wanting to be added to Diego's over-so-growing body count.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.
My son just graduated as a Diego Scout- I mean Eagle Scout.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.
by Paul Wenis July 11, 2023
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