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Defication Deluxe

When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.
Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!
by tres ratards February 12, 2010
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deficacy

Shitty-ness. The complete and infuriating inability of an object or person to fulfill its use or duty. Opposed to "efficacy", but more powerful than "inefficacy".
The deficacy of this chair is simply astounding.
by randallus May 6, 2011
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delicate starfish

A small, tight anal sphincter. Usually hairless and pink by nature. Sought after by all men, It is sometimes hard to find in larger woman.
Bob: "Hey John I finally went down on Mahi last night!"
John: Nice bro, did you get to taste her delicate starfish?"
by jwillfab July 25, 2014
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DeviantArt

A art sharing site widely known for its fat and inflation porn, along with actual good artists. It is said that the site holds so much cringe (Including the fat and inflation porn), that you can't resist making YouTube videos on it.
"Did you see that Peppa Pig mess someone made?"
" That shit is only on DeviantArt."
by YinzerTree88 January 1, 2019
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Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
by OGBiggy July 11, 2010
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Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.
I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
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deviant

Somebody with a particularly disturbing sexual preference or straying abnormally far from the norm.
James is a deviant that likes to use tentacles and other odd devices when thinking about sex. When he has sex, you will know from the screams of horror and disgust. This extreme deviance is severely harmful to the mental health of all effected.
by James teedeediddlyheee July 24, 2008
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