Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.

by Miggly January 1, 2007

Blowjob Denial

When you are in compleate denial of preforming your frist blowjob.

After that wild drunken thursday Sally was in blowjob denial after finding out she sucked off the captain of the football team.

by MsAllie July 24, 2006

Denim Burn

Similar to a rug burn or a "raspberry", denim burn refers to any extreme exfoliation of skin in or around the genital region resulting in extreme discomfort.

"Dude, I was dry humping my girl so hard last night that I've got Denim Burn on my shaft. Do you have any lotion?"

by SainThater May 28, 2006

denim corn

The act of a private dancer nibling on the penis through your jeans. Another pioneer defines denim corn as someone who sharts themselves in a mexican restaurant and plays it off as though he sat in food.

I just got back from getting a lap dance in the back room and that stripper gave me some denim corn. It really hurt when she bit my privates, but I think I will go back for another round.

by Amigo Jones October 2, 2008

Danimalize

1. Verb: the process of a Danimal making hot sweet tender love to a lady friend named Edna.

2. Verb: to be treated t to PWNage in the realm of European History by the Danimal.

3. Verb: When someone falls in love with the Danimal and he rejects/accepts/doesn't-give=-a-clear-answer-but-agrees-to-being-given-fellatio.

3. Verb: the process of being Marxified.

4. Verb: the actions committed by the Danimal while the song "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye plays.

5. Verb: to be ravaged viciously and without mercy to the point of pleasure by the Danimal.

6. Verb : the Danimal's act of inflicting pleasure/drunkenness/shame/heartbreak/pregnancy onto an individual.

7. Adjective: the effect of the Danimal's mating call.

Hey, I'm really sorry Cassandra, but when you deal with the Danimal you should expect to get Danimalized....

by The Danimalizer April 18, 2011

Denikah

Denikah is very nice and smart, she is well educated and friendly, Denikah is some one you can trust and rely on, she will be a great true friend and she will always be there for you,

Denikah can also be a gossiper and she sometimes may not believe averything you say and doubrt you.

( funny) cute sweeet denikah

by lalalachookchook November 10, 2011

Tranquility of denial

A state of mind to describe either a conscious decision to ignore stressful situations or a “place in your mind” that you go to temporarily escape life’s tough situations.

1. I can believe how calm he is after his house was destroyed, he must be experiencing the “tranquility of denial.”

2. I can’t deal with all this stuff I need to spend the weekend in my “tranquility of denial’ place.

by IslandMan January 11, 2009