christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

Decision

The best fuckin independant rapper on youtube,fuckin amazing flow,and he cant even be touched in a diss battle,check out his channel if y'all dont believe me,DeciMusic on youtube check it.He's also got an album out called One Halfa TP

Cool guy1:"Yo have you heard of decision?

Cool guy2:Ya the youtube rapper right,that guy is amazing!"

Faggoty crykoda/xylon fan boy:"wtfz Decision sux b4allz"

Cool guy 1 & 2 precced to ebat th shit outta fag boy

by JayCole897 October 25, 2009

Delusional

A psychotic IRC troll with anti social personality disorder, ie. a Sociopath. He has a very tiny penis and MASSIVE BALLS.

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone not able to remember their name, how you met, or why they’re dead. I must be Delusional.

by Someone420 April 25, 2009

delusional attachment

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta

Person A: I have a delusional attachment to Nagito Komaeda. Do not separate me from myself. Doubles kys.
Person B: youre just a kinnie

by opblockme September 6, 2021

executive decision

The decision whether to masturbate or not

I wasn't going to get any tonight so I had to make an executive decision.

by SnapJudgement May 10, 2009

Ant 'n' Decs

Oral sex. Standard cockney innit

Edelman: Would you like some Ant & Decs?
Seamus: No, get off me you triple bum jew.

by Carl G November 26, 2004

Dekusexual

To only be attracted to Deku from My Hero Academia

I just came out as Dekusexual!

by youmakestaysclowns December 20, 2020