dampscendancy

the feeling of shitting right after taking a shower, having a moist body touch the toilet seat and have you're toilet paper get wet.

this morning i had to shit rlly bad and ended up having a dampscendancy moment.

by Ostmannen November 18, 2023

damper down

Fly ass hell head to toe -DejP

Keisha was damper down in Louis Vuitton

by Dejp December 31, 2023

DAMP

An aristocrat human man who envisions to take over the world, and start an autocratic country making it the strongest in the world, after starting a monarchy and hearing their names hailed with people shouting KING DAMP!!!!!.

DAMP your so strong

by ti8 March 5, 2024

dimpf

Dumbass equivalent. Person who uses idiot behavior and is generally not very bright.

Brad is getting back with his abuse ex baby-mamma. What a dimpf!

by Whoopsies101 February 16, 2025

Dümpfbacke

Retard

Du bist eine Dümpfbacke

You are a Dümpfbacke

by Jajaoaokqkwk February 25, 2025

damfer

If you come across a Damfer, you are one lucky person. Damfer is such a caring and outgoing person. He lights up a whole room with how amazing his personality is. Have you ever thought of something so much it cannot leave your mind? Well, thats something Damfer can do to you. The way that his caring soul leaves an imprint on your own is something no other soul can quite comprehend. He is so handsome, I could sit and stare at him for days and never get tired of looking.

Damfer: never being able to leave your mind

by wowzarsman March 25, 2025

Damp Oven

A consistently wet vagina, meat wallet, pink taco, whisker biscuit and/or fur burger that's warm as an oven set to 350*

*Man, can someone put an "out of order" sign on Nikki's damp oven?!?!

*Brookes damp oven is a cornucopia of bad decisions!

by MyCouchPullsOut👀Dont February 6, 2026