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Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010
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douchebag

A word used to describe a man who expects to receive oral sex from a woman without providing it in return.
Girl 1: "So I gave John head last night, and he didn't even return the favor."
Girl 2: "What a douchebag!"
by slutswithacause July 6, 2014
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douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016
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Douchebag

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
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douchebag

-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people
Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.
by xilvergman February 10, 2015
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douchebag

he is a douchebag!!!
by elainaH1o2 June 25, 2018
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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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