Don't tase me bro

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

Don't park me.

To control someone's success.

Boss- I'm lowering your commission. You're making too much money.

Salesman - Don't park me. I quit.

by Ebullient Gideon October 16, 2011

don shark

1. A middle aged man searching for adventure.

2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.

Don shark came out last night.

by Buckeyes_suck January 3, 2014

Don't Flop

Homo little pussyholes who cringe anybody who is not in their very small in circle with their horrible voices. Avoid these little dickheads like the plague.

Don't Flop was never something, they just used to buy loads of YouTube views.

by notapussyhole October 17, 2019

Don't jerk the car

Don't jerk the car is used when you're telling a driver to drive someone over

Mike: Yo don't jerk the car for that guy I hears he's an opp

by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

Don Mayor

A Dutch music producer, DJ and soju connoisseur who's known for his body rolls and various other antics.

You know you're Don Mayored when you're out of your mind from soju and stagediving on your bed

by Yung Pek February 20, 2021