by Ashers September 4, 2003
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by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003
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by Dolphins May 22, 2015
Get the Ding dong mug.A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.
Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.
by Arieh August 17, 2006
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by CB June 27, 2003
Get the Ding Dong mug.1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
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