Dentist

Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.

My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed

by sk8s4d8s November 14, 2012

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Esmee Denters

1. An extremly now is signed to his record label. She has lots of soul andtalented young woman who used to sing for youtube videos. She got noticed by Justin Timberlake and is very down to earth. She is rising up the popularity ladder and the only people who don't support her are usually jealous of her rise to fame or just do not like that music, and think anything different from there taste is bad. She has a great career ahead of her and is very humble.

2. Nickname for anyone popular on youtube for music.

1. "Hello, have you heard the new Esmee Denters song?"
"Yes! It's is so cool!"

2. "I swear, one day I'll be an Esmee Denters."

"Get started on those videos then."

by Nicoly February 1, 2010

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dentist

An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.

Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye

by anonymous, yo October 26, 2005

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Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

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