Cattin Off

When you're dancin n jus vibin doin whatever feels right to you or jus actin a fool while you're dancin/onna dance flo'

Look at ole boy cattin off onna dance flo' nigga havin the time of his life wit them hoes

by Strong, brave, n legendary May 4, 2023

Cattleclysm

A date set foreseen by many prophecies whence the great bovine Armageddon will take place.

Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.

When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.

by Calculations July 25, 2023

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

pissin cattle

used to express one's state of mind during a frustrating, awkward, or ridiculous scenario.

leigh kicked my spiderman cup and i was pissin cattle. JESUS MURPHY.

by cometsoccer July 2, 2009

Cowboy Cattle Prod

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018