goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017

The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.

xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021

P3trovasblood & cursedgilbert

A tvdu fan who has a fan page on tiktok and is one of the best tvdu tiktokers in the whole fandom <333 HOPE THEY SEE THIS <3333

P3trovasblood & cursedgilbert are one of my fav tiktokers.

by anonymous January 25, 2022

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

Abby Curie-Davis

not a clue how to spell the name but Abby curie-Davis doesn't need a name, shes that fantastic. as soon as she walks through the door, church bells start ringing. she plays Roblox... and her mums low-key kinda fit.

jonathon: oh my golly gosh there's Abby Curie-Davis

jonathons friend: oh holly molly I'm gonna faint, her beauty is overwhelming

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 September 3, 2022