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by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008
Get the crumbed cutlet mug.A person, usually female, who has an obsessive attatchment to the movie Twilight and/or Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. This person is someone who has taken a liking specific to one of the Cullen's, most commonly Edward Cullen.
Alyssa has plastered Edward Cullen's pictures all over her bedroom wall. Her friends refer to her as a "Straight-Up Cullenator".
by TheCullenator November 11, 2009
Get the Cullenator mug.A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.
by Dickylongcockings November 11, 2017
Get the Cullen mug.This is the name Bella Swan takes on after marrying the irresistibly beautiful vampire, Edward Cullen.
Bella is a fictional character from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
Bella is a fictional character from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
by valerie3 October 8, 2008
Get the Bella Cullen mug.A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)
Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids:
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!
Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.
A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!
Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.
A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
by Chris2k10 August 3, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010
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