What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?
My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
Get the cryptonight mug.Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.
She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.
She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.
She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Noun
Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.
Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.
F.R.E.E (Furthering Research Empowering Everybody) Is a Crypto-philanthropy project that uses social media to help society in various ways.
We are F.R.E.E
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We are F.R.E.E
Wearethe.co.uk
by F.R.E.E June 1, 2019
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Get the Cryptohop mug.A synonym for gamer. Gamers are a oppressed minority in the cruel world and therefor they must have a chad codename in the depths of the web and the cruelty that is known as the earth
"I have a customer for my Edibles I offered on the Silk Road, he's a cryptohustler, so I got him some Shark Cards with the Edibles."
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A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020
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