cryptobus

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by uwuhz February 17, 2021

Cryptobaiting

An act of crypto currency market manipulation by crypto start-ups and others trying to make money from short sales in the crypto currency market.
Typically this is done in the form of social network posts which direct others to focus on a specific cryptocurrency or sell-off another crypto currency in order to raise the valuation of another.

The most common effect of Cryptobaiting is the loss of money by people who blindly and feverishly follow Cryptobaiting posts and invest in a crypto currency far to late in it's surge to make a profit by the time it has already fallen in price.

The individuals making the Cryptobaiting posts have of course already set the buys and valuations and sell their shares during the short valuation bumps they caused.

Cryptobaiting can also be a term used to represent the actions of a person who repeatedly falls for Crypto-Currency fraud.

Dave just lost another $5000 after he followed a Cryptobaiting post.

by Mr. SnowmanPants February 18, 2021

Cryptocrite

Somebody who owns crypto currency but votes and acts against crypto’s fundamental purpose.

Dick is such a cryptocrite. He owns a lot of bitcoin but believes that the government should control the banks and be centralized. Fucking cryptocrite.

by Hankscorpio74 March 6, 2021

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

cryptonaughts

Cryptonaughts - a group of immature drug addicts with an eye for buying high and selling low.
Formally known as Vapes bitches, now make millions on selling premium and cocaine on discord

-Hey are you a cryptonaughts?
-Yeah man, greatest community of turds out there

by Jaguare March 31, 2021

cryptopenis

The less technical term for a flash drive

yo did you see how much he was able to load on his cryptopenis

by TacoKing34 April 27, 2021

Crypto

That one guy on discord who thinks he's very funny by making the gayest jokes and furry noises possible, with moans and groans included in a voice chat.

Crypto: RAWR! UwU XD! Your dick looks delicious...
Person 1: Holy shit fuck off crypto!
Crypto: UWU

by anonymous July 24, 2021