hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

hrary crump ler

premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby

by T record June 1, 2013

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

cheeky crumpet

Tight pussy. Nice vagina

I'd love to eat that cheeky crumpet

by Zillion May 14, 2016

Nick Crompton

Nick Crompton is a very silly boy who eats way too much his collar always stays poppin' we all know he can rap and is not from compton this boy believes england is his city and also believes without team 10 the usa would be shitty. He always passes it to chance because apparently they stay litty. Lol

that boy Nick Crompton who believes england is a city is fat!

by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018