crippledgrandfather

a sexy, sad, and sexy tiktoker that definitely has many friends!

cool person because they follow crippled grandfather on tiktok and instagram: do you follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram?

lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame

crippledgrandfather by crippledgrandfather February 20, 2021

Cripple Piss 

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

Cripple Piss by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

Crippled Creamer 

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

Crippled Creamer by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Crippled Cody 

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.

Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."

Crippled Cody by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021

crippled ass mf 

when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.

Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.

crippled ass mf by lillbodybenz October 15, 2021

Crippled redhead 

Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.

Crippled redheads toe is so insane.

Crippled redhead by Bkackhead November 23, 2021

Crippler 

The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.

I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.

Crippler by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021