crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

cresping

The act of having sex while eating chips and or crackers

My boyfriend and I were cresping all night.

by Sexysaltiness June 23, 2016

creepin'

used to describe aimless or intentional hovering behind or very close to another person to the point of discomfort and anxiety. Also can be used to describe the actions of a person who is lurking nearby but is easily detected by a different person in the vicinity.

*man starts hovering over woman in busy shopping mall*
Woman ---- "Hey, is there a reason why you're CREEPIN'?"

*one man is in his room with the door closed. Second man is tip-toeing slowly just outside the room, trying to be quiet.*
1st man yells from his room ---- "I can hear you CREEPIN'!"

by TranslucentAirlines January 31, 2017

Creepissimus

Creepy to the max, beyond creepy

That Steve Bannon is creepissimus!

by Ivartshiva February 13, 2017

crepity

A bitter , tough older gentleman.

Kevin sure is a crepity old shit tonight !

by Dead inside 308 July 21, 2017

Crêpeist

When someone does things to a crepe without consent

See that dude with the crêpe? Well hes a Crêpeist

by Crêpeist October 7, 2017

cripping weam

Like whipping cream, but drunker. Best done without power tools.

I'm cripping weam

by Weamcripper9000 November 26, 2020