clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003

Crappin-Beaver

When you crap in some bitches beaver.

Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!

by Chicken October 17, 2004

Capping

To dislike iced caps

Mariam you’re capping

by Wierdhairgrows November 27, 2019

Capping Show

1. Otago University student review. Known for been offensive and funny.

1. Let's go see the Capping Show

by CapperShow August 16, 2009

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)

Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”

by felich December 29, 2017

Clapping hams

Strait up sex

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.

by Jimmy Flamingo June 17, 2018