Constantine

verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.

Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!

Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.

by Owen Schreier February 27, 2008

constabation

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.

"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz

by TommyTheDent March 10, 2007

Constas

Originates from greek mythology. A tribal game in Olympus. The greek godesses had to keep an icube in their mouth without letting it melt. The winner was said to indulge Pegasus' reproductive organs in honor of their victory.

The constas tournament has begun!

by Dr. Howarth PhD February 13, 2009

constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed

What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010