mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009

east coast

opposite of west coast

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

coast guard

That hard nucleus of seagoing professionals around which the Navy forms in times of war.

Good evening, Mrs. Navy Wife. I'm in the Coast Guard & I'll be your date tonight.

by Objee September 16, 2003

constituent

Constituent N. Con`stit`u`ent
Etymology: 1622 Middle French constituant
1: One who authorizes another to act as agent: principal
2: An essential part: component, element

My Boss is campaining for mayor; he chose me to post flyers as a constituent.

by Dave Dreman March 28, 2007

Sunshine Coast

A slightly classier, less plastic and less touristy version of the Gold Coast.

"I prefer the sunshine coast because the Victorians don't come this far.

by Big Fella June 1, 2005

Coast Guard Academy

1) According to most Americans, it does not exist. Sort of like Area 51.
2) Founded in 1876, it actually resides in New London, Connecticut (which means most Americans might as well be right). The Academy is a four-year military-college-ish environment that ostensibly educates and trains young Coast Guard officers.
2) Academy graduates are lovingly referred to by OCS graduates as "Academy Pukes."

1)
USCGA Cadet: I go to the Coast Guard Academy
American Citizen: What's the Coast Guard Academy? Are you in the Navy/Air Force?
2)
USCGA Cadet: The mission of the United States Coast Guard Academy is to graduate young men and women with sound bodies, stout hearts, and alert minds...
3)
OCSGRAD1: Hey, man did you get your billet on the Diligence?
OCSGRAD2: NO! Some Academy Puke got it first.

by YBB April 23, 2006

Coast Guard

The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.

NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."

by uscggm07 January 1, 2009