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Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.
"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"
by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009
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vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.
Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.
by Hoomber December 14, 2008
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gaming computer

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN
Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.
by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017
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Computer Bulimia

When your computer's hard drive is overflowing with files and you have to go through and delete the excess files or your computer will either go slower than normal or prevent you from saving any more files.
Person 1: Why haven't you saved those photos I sent you from New Year's?
Person 2: I've got a bad case of computer bulimia.
by Lil Miss Magic July 9, 2009
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Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area
chair fat sitting to long computer fat
by halfsomething September 10, 2009
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Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.
Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!
by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009
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computer feet

1. Part of a computer's case that separates the casing from the ground (usually made from rubber to isolate it from currents)

2. A case where a person has sensitive feet because they don't go outside much barefooted. The general reason would be that the person is a city-goer and spends allot of time on computers(not using feet) or barely takes of his/her shoes during the day.
Bianca: "Dude, my computer is busted! Everything around it is reacting to the static electricity!"

Joe: "Did you put the computer feet onto the bottom of the casing like I told you to last week?"

Bianca: "No, sorry....Didn't think a computer needed feet!"
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Hiking trip on a rocky mountain- mountaineers taking a dip at a pool of water.
John: "OUCH! I think I stepped on a sharp rock."

Mike: "It's barely an inch. Stop complaining, your feet are just not use to the terrain."

Mike's dad: "He he- you must have computer feet"
by SamuraiMonkey June 28, 2010
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