Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
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Girl: you should really do your homework.
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