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internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.
That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!
by castrated weasel November 12, 2008
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Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.
by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003
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Colie

adj; To be constantly full of speeling mistarks and grammer, errors,.!

n1: To have a legitimate reason for being cute and adorable. cute

To have the love of one fine lady Sam
n1: 'God that woman is one Hot Colie'
by Sam March 29, 2004
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colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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Cline

Cline is so hot
by Little wheels 28 May 3, 2016
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Colin Kaepernick

(Adj) A dick

(Noun) A person who doesn’t stand for the national anthem
Roger: “I think I’m going to take a knee

Steve: “Don’t be a Colin Kaepernick, Roger”
by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018
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Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"
by Field Marshall September 29, 2009
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